You. But tiny.
Made of clay.
Upload a photo, our artisans sculpt a mini-you by hand. The funniest, sweetest, most "wait, that's ME?!" gift on earth.
Pick your vibe.
Turn your dad
into clay.
Start with a photo 📸
sculpting. proofing. shipping.
01
day 1
Upload a photo
Clear and front-facing. Pick size, colors and add-ons.
02
10–14 business days · by hand
We sculpt by hand
Hand-built in non-toxic polymer clay: glasses, grin, the dog.
03
proofs in 1–3 days
You approve
Free digital proof photos and unlimited revisions until it’s really them, on Standard and Faster. Fastest skips this step.
5–20 business days · tracked
Wrapped & shipped
Gift-ready box, tracked to your door. 8 to 14 business days in the US, 5 to 10 in the UK and Europe, 6 to 20 elsewhere.
this is the bit you can speed up
In a hurry?
Tap a pace to start — you can still change it in your cart.
Standard
sculpted in 10–14 business days
free proof photos
Included
Faster
sculpted in 5–7 business days
free proof photos
+$19
VIP QUEUE
Fastest
sculpted in 3 business days flat
skips proofing
+$59
This is sculpting time, not shipping 🖐
Tracked delivery is added on top: 8 to 14 business days in the US, 5 to 10 in the UK and Europe, 6 to 20 elsewhere.
Watch a mini get born.
Four little films from the workbench. Real hands, real clay, no CGI (obviously).
filmed in our studio 🎬
01The head takes shape
A blob of clay starts becoming you
02The face appears
Grin, brows, that one look you always do
03The body gets built
Outfit, pose and props, sculpted by hand
04All together now
Head meets body. Hello, tiny you
And before it ships, on Standard and Faster: proof photos, and you approve every detail. Fastest skips the proof to hit three days. See the full journey →
110,000+ happy humans (and dogs)
Real unboxing reactions from real orders
"The graduate got a standing ovation, twice"
★★★★★
"Tiny us in our raincoats, it lives on the porch rail"
★★★★★
"Birthday selfie with tiny me, obviously"
★★★★★
"Us plus the cat. The cat approves"
★★★★★
"Three of us in clay, grandma cried happy tears"
★★★★★
"Me and my tiny bouquet, shop mascot forever"
★★★★★
"Dad meeting tiny dad. Speechless"
★★★★★
"It rides the camper table on every trip"
★★★★★
