{"product_id":"d-funny-scrolling-on-the-throne","title":"Scrolling on the throne","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey've been in there for 40 minutes, and now you know why. This funny figurine sits on a white toilet with both hands on the phone, pajama pants at the ankles and a long T-shirt keeping everything decent. A spare roll waits on its stand, and a fluffy bath mat sits underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe toilet, phone and pajamas come from the design, and the face and hair follow your photo. One of our 20+ artists sculpts the whole scene by hand in polymer clay and paints it afterward, with no 3D printing. On Standard and Faster you get a free face proof first, and we keep making changes until you love it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe best gift for the partner, roommate or brother who takes the phone everywhere. Give it as a birthday gag or a Secret Santa, and watch them pretend not to laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic 7.1 in (18 cm), Grand 9.1 in (23 cm), Showpiece 11.8 in (30 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBase:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bath mat base, included with this design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade of:\u003c\/strong\u003e hand-sculpted, hand-painted polymer clay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProof:\u003c\/strong\u003e Free face proof on Standard and Faster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Clayfie","offers":[{"title":"Classic 7.1 in (18 cm)","offer_id":50136949620995,"sku":"CLAY-CLAS-1","price":169.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grand 9.1 in (23 cm)","offer_id":50136949653763,"sku":"CLAY-GRAND-1","price":219.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Showpiece 11.8 in (30 cm)","offer_id":50136949686531,"sku":"CLAY-SHOW-1","price":369.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0836\/1417\/1395\/files\/np-designs-funny-scrolling-on-the-throne-1.jpg?v=1793808823","url":"https:\/\/clayfie.com\/products\/d-funny-scrolling-on-the-throne","provider":"Clayfie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}